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“My cat can eat a whole watermelon” was the original shitpost

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d/s kink Show more

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i love in movies when they drop the title. it's literally my favourite thing it's so funny every time

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In the pantheon of [animal] girls there aren't nearly enough dik-dik girls

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• New computer this week
• New stickers today (from @BestGirlGrace omg!!)

You know what that means—
It’s placement time :blobuwu:

Hmm, I just sat down in front of a real cute waitress, and just got the impulse to take my jacket off (even though it’s chilly in this restaurant) to show off my nice shoulders,,,

I’m such a hopeless lesbian :blobcatblush:

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I hope your day is vegetable, animal, and mineral

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0u0 hewwo *notices your privatised rail network* OwO what's this?!?!

Thanks for that pun. It was so bad, my wife laughed at it while fully asleep.

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I like when people make arguments like that ubi can NEVER work because no one is proposing a stipend big enough for luxury apartments in the bay area or that we should abandon the fight for fifteen entirely because it's no good for Seattle prices because like damn. these people literally can't even pretend to think about other people in other places

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@anna @gabreon 10,000 iq move, doorbell with fake camera and blinky LED. bonus points if you wire in a simple motion sensor that makes it blink

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